New Emoticons - Mira Ptacin e Seth Fried

TIMOTHY

MCSWEENEY

IS THE “GRANITE STATE” OF MEN.

LISTS

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IMPORTANT NEW EMOTICONS.

BY MIRA PTACIN AND SETH FRIED

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Ash Wednesday

+; )

Flirty Ash Wednesday

: F

Bored snake

[>: (

Fire bad

[I: I

Ice neither good nor bad; me ambivalent

,:" I

Attacked by cat

:%I

Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious

;%)

Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling

:>>q

Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace

O0o

No one in my family has any response to what you just said

<:#

Hitler birthday party

<;#

Flirty Hitler birthday party

X;<)

Flirty triceratops

X,<)

Flirty triceratops cyclops

P

Soup ladle

;P

Flirty soup ladle

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Wolverine

{: I

Frida Kahlo

@: I

Combover

:o)

Bear missing ears

:^ u

Abject horror

;^ u

Flirty abject horror

: i

Cold sore

; i

Flirty cold sore